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Code'n'Stuff from James Curran, simple country programmer 

My entry in the "The Sexiest Bachelor Developer Contest":

  • He is single (I even have a cat)
  • Development experience includes embedded systems, desktop apps, back-end systems, websites, and mobile applications.(All development experiences listed by first use)
  • Runs the popular website, NJTheater.com for professional & Community Theater in New Jersey.
  • Development experience includes Retail, Insurance, Pharmaceutical, Medical, Financial, e-Commerce, and Consumer Electronics industries. 
  • Member of the political street theater group, Greene Dragon, protesting the tyranny of George II (recently disbanded)
  • Development experience includes [redacted], Z-80 assembler, 8085 assembler, Z-8000 assembler, C, [redacted], 8086 assembler, [redacted], C++, HTML, VBScript/ASP, PERL, C#.  (Some items redacted because if I mention them, someone might ask me to use them again).
  • Claims to practice three religions including being a member of The Church of Stop Shopping (http://revbilly.com)
  • Member of the Board of Directors of 12 Miles West Professional Equity Theater Company.
  • Development experience include dBase III, [redacted], Gupta, Watcom, Oracle, [redacted], MS SQL server, and Sybase databases
  • Has performed with a improv comedy troupe. (Yes, this blurb was written by a trained comic; do not attempt this at home).
  • Was a member of the ISO C++ Standardization Committee.  (I know where the limerick in the Standard is)
  • Besides just citing four separate theater connections -- and a cat -- is nevertheless straight.
  • Was one of the very first Microsoft MVPs (Attended the first MVP Summit in 1995 – when we all fit in a small conference room)
  • Has a low carbon footprint: Daily commute via train & bicycle. (Less than 8000 miles in a car in the past 20 months).
  • Recently had his driving privileges (briefly) suspended in New York State, despite having not driving in NYS in nearly a year.
  • Often cycles on the monthly Critical Mass bike rides.  (The last two items are related.)
  • Does not smoke, drink or use drugs (except for an addiction to nose spray)
  • Practices naked yoga.
  • Can recite the First Amendment on request.
  • Organizer of three CodePlex open source projects.
  • Has gotten drunk with (*) and driven home both Sal Piro and Bjarne Stroustrap. (oddly, most of my friends know either one or the other of those two, but few can identify both; also "gotten drunk with" in this case means "watched them get drunk while I drank Diet-Cokes" (see above))
  • At one point, had three complete Ticketron outlets in his office.
  • Participated in Improv Everywhere's 2009 "No Pants Subway Ride".  (http://improveverywhere.com/2009/01/14/no-pants-2k9/ - search for the word "laptop" on the page)
  • Is contractually prevented from discussing what he did between March 2007 and February 2008. (Hint: it involved riding an elevator with several leggy models, Helen Gurley Brown and Oprah.)
  • Has volunteered for the last ten years at a local soup kitchen and the NJ Community Food Bank (the latter which allowed me, just this past week, to sort food stuffs while standing next to NJ Governor Jon Corzine)
  • Was first published in a dead-tree computer publication at age 17. (Byte, November 1980, Pg 145)
  • Had a programming job which gave him opportunities to wear a Superbowl Ring and play softball on the field at Shea Stadium.
  • Is just a soul whose intentions are good (Oh, Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood.)